AO: The Swanson
When: 06/03/2020
PAX:
Number of Pax: 6
Pax Names: Ditka, Fast Times, Go Blue!, Googan, Mrs. Doubtfire, Short Circuit,
Number of FNGS: 1
FNG Names: Mrs. Doubtfire
QIC: Short Circuit
The BackBlast:
Intro:
With a pleasant 62 degrees in Fort Collins, YHC arrived at the The Swanson ready to dispense a solid beatdown upon the PAX. After Go Blue! mentioned how much he “enjoyed” the Thunderstruck workout, along with a note the night-before mentioning he was bringing an FNG, YHC pulled together a solid workout to keep everyone’s heart rate up. So at 0530, YHC gave the disclaimer and we were off for…
Warm-o-Rama:
Running WOR, with various stops along the park road for…
- Merkins x 15 (IC)
- Squats x 15 (IC)
- CH Lunges x 10 (IC) left;right
- Moroccan Night Club x 20 (IC)
- Plank Jacks x 20 (IC)
The Thang:
Three parts in The Thang…
- Thunderstruck*
- Dos Equis (two stations, moving from one to the other…)**
- Station A
- 20 Merkins
- 20 Squats
- Bearcrawl to Station B
- Station B
- 20 BBSU
- 20 Mtn. Climbers
- Lunge-Walk to Station A
- Station A
- Wall work
- Repeated for three minutes
- 30 Seconds of Balls to the Wall
- 30 Seconds of Wall Sits
- Repeated for three minutes
6MoM:
- Freddy Mercury x 15 (IC)
- Low Dolly x 15 (IC)
- O’ Face x 5 (CW;CCW)
- Pickle Pushers x 15 (IC)
- Alabama Prom Date x 15 (IC)***
- American Hammers x 15 (IC)
COT:
- Welcome to FNG Ezekiel Rauscher (F3 Mrs. Doubtfire)! We’re glad you joined us this morning brother! Keep coming back. We’re better because you’re here.
- Continued thoughts and prayers for Go Blue!’s 2.2 – Ella; she remains in the NICU with no noticeable updates as of yet. Lord-willing she should be coming home in the next 10 days.
YHC took us out with a reminder of Romans 12:21 – “Do not be overcome with evil; but overcome evil with good.” There is a lot of tension on multiple faces as many within our community (and communities around the country) speak out for justice. Despite the massive amount of mis- (and dis-) information, we must not be overcome by our frustrations, but must seek to understand and overcome these evils by continuing to do good. Aye!
Naked Man Moleskin:
- * It was right before Thunderstruck that Ditka made mention of the “fogs of war” on the grounds of The Swanson.
- ** It took two rounds for Googan to bring out the #midwifeNoises.
- *** #crowdPleaser; be sure to avoid eye contact when doing this exercise.
It was an honor and a privilege to serve and lead you men this morning. Keep working hard this week. Aye!