AO: The Swanson
When: 01/19/2022
PAX:
Number of Pax: 5
Pax Names: Bootleg, Ditka, Excitebike, Go Blue!, Tri-Delt,
Number of FNGS: 0
FNG Names:
QIC: Go Blue!
The BackBlast:
Intro:
“Freezing drizzle” was the forecast for the morning. All that means is everything was icy as sh*t. Five brave PAX made it out for the ice skating session, and surprisingly no one slipped on their a$$, but it was close. A short skate around the parking lot and it was off to the …
Warm-o-Rama:
- SSH x15 IC
- Goofball x15 IC *
- String Rippers x10 IC
- Flying Sun Gods Sobriety Style, x10 IC FWD/REV
- Abe Vigoda, x10 IC **
The Thang:
- Bataan Death March ***
- Last PAX does 10 merkins
- Inverted Rows / Plank Count Down
- 10 rows, hold 20 sec plank
- 9 rows, hold 20 sec plank
- 8 rows, hold 20 sec plank
- yada yada yada
- Killer Bees ****
- Broad jump 10 yards, 5 burpees, 5 Bonnie Blairs (each leg), 5 Big boy sit ups.
- Repeat 2 more times to the 30 yard mark
- Bear crawl back
- Rinse and repeat 2x
6MoM:
- Dancer Abs *****
- LBCs x8 IC, Hold up and pulse up x10
- LBCs table top x8 IC, hold up and pulse up x10
- LBCs legs up x8 IC, hold up and pulse up x10
- LBCs table top x8 IC, hold up and pulse up x10
- American Hammers, x20 IC
COT:
- Prayers to Tri-Delt’s step dad recovering, those affected by the Marshall Fire, safe travels today on the icy roads
Naked Man Moleskin:
* Accurately named, we all did indeed look like goofballs doing this
** Normally a solid stretch, this one was a inner thigh workout just to keep your legs sliding out from under you and doing the splits
*** Possibly the slowest “sprint” to the front of the line YHC has seen, but we all survived without falling. High point was Tri-Delt and Excitebike trying to make it up the hill to the baseball complex and failing miserably, sliding back down
**** At this point the PAX thought they had an easy beatdown, but alas, the main event was just about to begin. Lots of groans and moans on this one … on the first round. Glorious.
***** YHC had so much fun with this last time, decided to try it again … and again, so much fun