AO: Abduction

When: 08/27/2022


Number of Pax: 5

Pax Names: Bootleg, Bunsen, Flo, Forest Gump, Vinnie,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: Flo

The BackBlast:


It was a cool morning, PAX were excited for the return of the cool gloom.  Enjoyed a great EC ruck with Bunsen.  Soon after we returned to the shovel flag we were greeted by the other brave PAX who beat the fartsack to join us for a wicked beatdown.


  • SSH x 20
  • Stinky River (Plank Walk with body over dirt trail)
  • Monkey Humpers x 20

The Thang:

Three Pillars of Pain

On the BMX course started at the first curve then ran along the course to second and third.  At each curve we sprinted to the top then completed the below assigned exercises

First Curve – WWII Sit-Ups x 5

Second Curve – Derkins x 5

Third Curve – Squat Jumps x 5

Mosey to first curve then repeat cycle adding 5 reps to reach exercise each round

“What the Bleep” – Burpee Beep Ladder x 10 minutes
0-1 min – 10 burpees
1-2 min – 12 burpees
2-3 min – 14 burpees
3-4 min – 16 burpess
4-5 min – 18 burpees
5-6 min – 20 burpees
6-7 min – 22 burpees
7-8 min – 24 burpees
8-9 min – 26 burpees

Parking Lot Sprints


  • Broken Bicycles x 20 (IC)
  • Levers x 15 (IC)
  • AH x 20 (IC)


  • Next book discussion 9/17 at Timnath Beerwerks to discuss Jesus and the Disinherited 
  • Next Friday will be 30-4-30 at Ol’ Dusty Trail, we will have Downrange PAX ’88 visiting us
  • Rando Challenge is live
  • Iron PAX workouts will be lead by Bunsen at all Abduction workouts in September


Naked Man Moleskin:

It was an honor and a privilege to lead such a fine group of HIMs through this suck filled beatdown